#scp - 2412

[zal-cryptid]

SCP-5616 and SCP-2412

[thescpfoundationisgay]

SCP-2412 "Cassandra Bot" Object Class: Safe is gay

[cloud-wizard]

reblog if you would keep scp 2412 company until the heat death of our universe

[ask-the-crimson-king]

"We'd jointly ruin Candlemas because you'd say Father Candle-Lighter doesn't exist, I'd say he does, and things would escalate from there until I ended up giving you the SCP-2412-J files wrapped up in a shiny bow. Then Father would be pissed. As in angry, not drunk. Unless he'd been at the eggnog or something. But it's only September, so we have time to waylay that disaster yet..."

“I have a feeling that Russ would also ruin Candlemas by dumping his ale into the eggnog. Then there’d be a few drunk primarchs running about and that is a disastrous concept in itself. This is why we should not be allowed to gather on holiday celebrations.” Magnus rolled his eye and sighed. “And some always wondered why I preferred to keep to myself and my studies...”

[alexs-moon-garden]

I can't believe SCP-2412 broke into everyone's houses yesterday